Episode #009 - The War of the Stars

This is the last episode of the "Internet Archive" era of Abnormal State Theatre, or what I've dubbed "Season Zero"...I'm putting the show on hiatus for about three months in order to record and edit a mess of episodes that will be the first "season" of the show after switching over to Podbean.  I get into the whys, wherefores, and reasons thereof more at the beginning of the show itself.  Suffice it to say that I'm aiming to make this show a little more legitimate, as in actually airing on at least a monthly basis as opposed to the catch-as-catch-can scheduling that's plagued it from the very start.  Again, all will be revealed and explained in due time.

This episode takes a look at an interesting experiment in fan editing...an intrepid soul known as The Man Behind the Mask has undertaken an odd but intriguing project--to take the original 1977 "Star Wars" (the one that was ultimately given the retconned title "Episode IV - A New Hope") and recut it into a grindhouse-style exploitation film he re-christened "The War of the Stars")  His level of success is open to debate, but it did make for an intriguing watch.  If you want to check it out for yourself, head over to https://vimeo.com/151257979

In the meantime, I'll probably still drop a few Short Takes into the feed here before the official relaunch through Podbean.  To all of you who have taken the time to listen to these first nine episodes over the past couple of years, I owe you a debt of gratitude, and hope you will enjoy the retooled show when the time comes.

Peace,

RDN

Episode #009 - The War of the Stars

Music:

"Star Wars Lounge Act" - Bill Murray

"The Russians Are Coming (Take Five)" - Val Bennett

"Mars, The Bringer of War" - Gustav Holst

"Lost Frontier" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com

"Twilight" - Neil Young

"Peace" - Judas Priest





http://archive.org/download/EPISODE009THEWAROFTHESTARS/EPISODE_009_THE_WAR_OF_THE_STARS.mp3

Short Takes #3 - In the Not-Too-Distant Future, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away, Part Deux

I'm working to get Episode #9 together and out, hopefully by mid-month...in the meantime, please enjoy this belated mini-review of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (SPOILERS!!!), and a brief update on the upcoming MST3K revival...

Short Takes #3 - In the Not-Too-Distant Future, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away, Part Deux

Music:

"Star Wars - Extended Version" - Meco

"MST3K Love Theme (Joel and the Joels Cover)" - Lucca


























http://archive.org/download/ASTShortTakes3/AST_Short_Takes_3.mp3

Short Takes #2 - In the Not-Too-Distant Future, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

I'm apologizing up-front for this one--it was recorded in my vehicle on my iPhone mic, so it takes a step back in sound quality, at least to my ear, and apart from the opening, there aren't any of the usual assortment of snarky clips.  It's been a crazy couple of months, so I'm (as usual!) behind schedule on Episode 9...I'm hoping to have it ready to drop in January...

Anyway, in this Short Take, I offer my thoughts on the upcoming release of Rogue One in theaters (although I know at this point some have already seen it), some nerdy observations on the vehicles in this film (at least as we understand them at this point) and ruminations about the impact they could have had in the Original Trilogy, then I switch into MSTie mode with thoughts on the Shout! Factory box sets as opposed to the good old days of Circulating The Tapes, and finish with a defense of the original Gamera series.  Enjoy!

Peace,
RDN

Short Takes #2 - In the Not-Too-Distant Future, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Music:

"Battle of the Heroes/Imperial March" - John Williams, performed by Epica

"Mighty Science Theater 3000 (MST3K End Theme Accordion Cover)" - Charlie Erickson and Joel Hodgson, performed by Jackson Parodi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8ETMwPTWo)

"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Main Title" - Billy Barber

"Gamera Theme" - I don't have the foggiest clue...

"Tibby, Oh Tibby" - Written and arranged by Michael J. Nelson






http://archive.org/download/ASTShortTakes2/AST_Short_Takes_2.mp3

Episode #008 - The Tingler

This was the second of two podcasts I recorded while on my mountain vacation this past September; it took me a little longer to get around to editing this one.  We take a few moments to mourn the loss of one of the greatest genre cinema podcasters of all time, Vince Rotolo of the B-Movie Cast, who passed away this past April (yeah, I know, but better late than never when it comes to respecting a legend), and I make an announcement about a slight change to the show.  We then take our first steps into the wacky, gimmick-filled world of director William Castle, who never met a gag he didn't like, with a consideration of 1959's The Tingler, featuring the inimitable Vincent Price as a medical examiner obsessed with the nature of fear and its effects on the human body in an almost proto-Cronenbergian fashion.  While not Castle's first or most popular gimmick-based film, it's my personal favorite and gives a good cross-section of what to expect of a movie bearing his name.  So strap in, enjoy, and if you start to feel the tingle of fear, don't forget to SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Peace,
-RDN

Special thanks to Cort from Cinema PSYOPS for giving me some pointers to help make my show sound a little better.

Episode #008 - The Tingler


Music:

"Pippin the Hunchback" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com

"Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks & John Morris - The Producers Original Sountrack

"Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act One" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com

"Spider Eyes" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com










http://archive.org/download/EPISODE008THETINGLER/EPISODE_008_THE_TINGLER.mp3

Short Takes #1 - In Search Of Where No Man Has Gone Before

Finally I'm back with a little something to hold you over until Episode 8:  A new subset of minisodes I've dubbed "Short Takes" which will cover such things as DVD/Blu-Ray releases I've recently acquired or perhaps acquired a while ago and am just now getting to watch, entertainment news I feel the need to put my two cents in about, or just what may be troubling me.  They also serve the secondary purpose of tiding you fine folk over until the next proper episode of Abnormal State Theatre comes around.  Episode 8 has been recorded and is in the process of being edited...hopefully it'll drop a week or so after this does.  But a Short Take could pop up in the feed at any time.

This first Short Take covers a couple of box sets I partook of while on vacation up in the mountains:  The full-series DVD box set of the legendary pseudo-documentary series "In Search Of..." starring the late, equally-legendary Leonard Nimoy, and the full-series box set of the original "Star Trek"...I don't look so much at the series as I do the seven-plus hours of special features included in the set.  Once I started, I took to the extras like a Tribble to quadrotriticale.  Anyway, enjoy!

Peace
-RDG

Short Takes #1 - In Search Of Where No Man Has Gone Before

Music:

"Babylon" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com

"Highly Illogical" - Leonard Nimoy - Mr. Spock's Music from Outer Space

"Main Title/Klingon Battle" - Jerry Goldsmith -  Star Trek: The Motion Picture Soundtrack

"Star Trek Theme" - Alexander Courage

"Rocket Man" - Written by Bernie Taupin, performed by William Shatner

http://archive.org/download/ASTShortTakes1/AST_Short_Takes_1.mp3

Hiatus...AGAIN! :(

Well, folks, as you can probably guess, circumstances have not been favorable in my life for podcasting lately..through the months of May and June my mom and brother both were stricken with nasty bouts of pneumonia, and I myself people picked up a nasty, protracted case of the flu.  In addition, I've been having some eye troubles that are just now starting to get resolved.  Long story short, Abnormal State Theatre can be considered as on hiatus until further notice.  If I can get a July episode up I will, but don't hold your breath.  The show may also undergo a massive re-tooling to make it easier to produce, but that remains to be seen.  I still intend to do the Cardiac Yak Track, but instead of being a completely separate podcast, it will be a subset of this one...and hopefully I can wrangle up some guests to do those episodes with me. Anyway, my apologies for being out of touch, and hopefully I'll be back on the pod waves soon...

Peace,
RDG

Episode #007 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

A few episodes ago, we explored the beginnings of modern science-fiction with a review of Fritz Lang's 1927 epic Metropolis.  This time we hop into the Wayback Machine for a trip to 1920 and Robert Wiene's Expressionist breakthrough film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, which did the same thing for the horror genre of film that Metropolis did for sci-fi. We'll also have some fun at the expense of the Nazi party and listen to me rant at length about the bargain-basement silent film DVD racket...


Episode #007 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Music:

"The Mysterious House" - Russ Huddleston & Robert Smith - "Manos" The Soundtrack of Fate

"Into The Trap" - John Williams - Return of the Jedi Original Soundtrack

"The Other Side of the Door" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag" - Felix Powell

"Reeperbahn" - Tom Waits - Alice

"Springtime for Hitler" - Mel Brooks & John Morris - The Producers Original Sountrack

"Aftermath" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Living Dead Girl" - Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe









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Um...disregard my last transmission...

As my ill fortune (the key word being ILL) would have it, April was not a good month for podcasting...there was not a point during the month where at least two of the three people in my household weren't suffering from the flu, back pain, hip pain, knee pain, etc...I had April's Abnormal State Theatre recorded fairly early in the month, but was unable to get down to editing it until the last couple of days...It should be ready to drop tomorrow--er--well, I guess tomorrow's today now...in any case, by the evening of May 1 it should be up.

The Cardiac Yak Track is still under development, having also suffered setbacks due to the aforementioned circumstances...I'm regrouping for possibly a late spring/early summer launch.

To those precious few who call themselves fans of the show, I apologize sincerely and thank you for your continued patience.

Peace,
RDG
 

Update - March 21, 2015

Just touching base...I think I'm just going to post audio updates to my feed when there's a delay of some sort on the main podcast or if I feel the need to explain or elaborate on my situation.  Makes me feel productive to still sit down and edit something, even if it is just a blurb.

Update - March 21, 2015

Music:

Russ Huddleston & Robert Smith - "Perversion, Ignorance, and Apathy"; Manos, the Soundtrack of Fate

Russ Huddleston & Robert Smith - "Love Inside This Magic Circle"; Manos, the Soundtrack of Fate









http://archive.org/download/ASTUPDATE001/AST_UPDATE_001.mp3

Episode #006 - Starcrash

I LIIIIVE!!!!  So sorry for the long hiatus, but between my computer dying, everyone in the house being in a perpetual state of sick, and the three feet of snow dumped on us in January, I haven't been able to drop a decent update for three months.  But I'm back now with a new episode, dissecting one of my favorite 70's Italian space operas, Luigi Cozzi's 1979 cheesefest Starcrash!  Enter a universe where the Empire are the good guys, an ex-child preacher with the greatest white-guy 'fro this side of Bob Ross can see into the future, Caroline Munro picks up an American accent, and David Hassellhoff gets to swing a lightsaber! This film was a relatively late entry in the sci-fi boom touched off by the release of Star Wars in 1977, but it's far more than just another Star Wars ripoff.  Luigi Cozzi was a sci-fi fanboy before the word "fanboy" was even coined, and it shows in the many homages to classic sci-fi cinema that can be found here.  The low budget is painfully obvious in Starcrash, but so is a deep respect for the works that preceded it.  So strap in to your smuggling craft, and go for hyperspace!

Episode #006 - Starcrash

Music:

"Bump in the Night" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Space Oddity"(instrumental) - David Bowie

"Jellyfish in Space" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Intuit256" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com















http://archive.org/download/Episode006STARCRASH/Episode_006_STARCRASH.mp3

Bad news, folks...

Some things have come up that have disrupted my plans for this podcast and its sister cast, the Cardiac Yak Track.  Between a few household accidents that have required my attention, a nasty bout of the flu, and the demise of my PC (while the podcast has always been recorded on my iPhone, my PC is where I edit, mix, and post it), Abnormal State Theatre is going on a temporary hiatus.  Once my system is back up and running, I will post Episode 6 of AST, followed shortly by Episode 1 of the Cardiac Yak Track.  Apologies once again, and thank you for your patience.

-RDG

Episode #005 - Eegah

Only a day late this time--I'm improving!

This month I head into the screening chamber to tangle with the 1962 caveman musical Eegah, co-written, produced, and directed by Arch Hall, Sr. (under the pseudonym Nicholas Merriwether), and starring Arch Hall, Jr., Richard Kiel (best known for his turn as Jaws in a couple of 007 flicks), Marilyn Manning, and Arch Hall, Sr. (under the pseudonym William Watters).  So get ready for some surf rock, made-up caveman gibberish, actresses portraying characters half their age, dubbing that would make Godzilla himself stop in his tracks, and some really creepy family quality time.  You may have seen this movie with the aid of Joel and the Bots on MST3K (which is coming back!--you'll hear more in the News section), but can you take on Eegah raw, uncut, and unMSTed??
Watch out for snakes!

Episode #005 - Eegah

Music:

"Lost In Space Season 3 theme" - John Williams

"Mystery Science Theater Opening Theme" - Charlie Erickson and Joel Hodgson

"Love Theme from MST3K" - Charlie Erickson and Joel Hodgson

"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Main Title" - Billy Barber

"Airport Lounge" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Riptide" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Theme from Eegah" - Arch Hall, Jr. and the Archers

"Bruder des Schattens" - Popol Vuh

"Vicki" - Arch Hall, Jr. and the Archers

"Valerie" - Arch Hall, Jr. and the Archers

"I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls







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Episode #004.5 - BONUS EPISODE - Robot Monster Audio Commentary Track

As promised, here is the bonus episode to make up for my tardiness in posting for the past couple of months.  This time around instead of my normal review, I recorded an audio commentary track for Phil Tucker's best-known film, 1953's Robot Monster.  If you've ever used Rifftrax in the past or listened to other audio commentary podcasts, you know the drill as far as syncing things up goes.  If not, I explain it all at the beginning.  This is my very first time recording an audio commentary track, and doing it solo was quite the challenge, but hopefully the end result doesn't suck too much.  Starting next month, I will be recording a second podcast under the Clockwork Cardiac banner devoted solely to B-movie audio commentary, The Cardiac Yak Track.  If all goes well, Abnormal State Theater will update around the end/beginning of each month, and The Cardiac Yak Track will update in the middle of the month.

Episode #004.5 - Robot Monster Audio Commentary






















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Episode #004 - Metropolis

Sorry again for the late update - October was a crazy month for me.  This episode was recorded in October but every time I sat down to edit I was interrupted.  I have an idea for a new podcast to run parallel to this one, and I'm going to test it on the next episode, which will be VERY soon.

This time around, we explore the progenitor of the sci-fi genre as we know it, Fritz Lang's 1927 silent classic Metropolis.  I can think of no other film that has been so mistreated and maligned and yet also managed to make a triumphant comeback over 80 years after its original release.  We'll be comparing and contrasting two versions of the movie:  Giorgio Moroder's 1984 edition that was the first major step in bringing this film back to its original glory, and the definitive restoration released in 2010, which is likely the closest we'll ever get to seeing Metropolis as audiences saw it at its premiere.  This is a bit of a departure for a podcast that specializes in schlock, but without this film, sci-fi (and all of the cheesy films that fall within the genre) might have ended up being a completely different beast...

Episode #004 - Metropolis

Music:

"Big Bar Fight" - Greg Edmonson

"Star Wars - Main Title" - John Williams

"Back To The Future" - Alan Silvestri

"Isle of Innisfree" - Dick Farrelly

"Happy Days Theme" - Charles Fox & Norman Gimbel

"Buddy Holly" - Weezer

"Metaphysik" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Metropolis Opening Titles" - Gottfried Huppertz

"Machines" - Giorgio Moroder

"Hand Balance Redux" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Hyperfun" - Kevin MacLeod - www.incompetech.com

"Destruction" - Loverboy

"What's Going On?" - Adam Ant

"Love Kills" - Freddie Mercury

"Here She Comes" - Bonnie Tyler

"Rotwang" - Gottfried Huppertz

"The New Tower of Babel" - Gottfried Huppertz

"Cage of Freedom" - Jon Anderson

"Express Yourself" - Madonna

"Radio Ga Ga" Queen

"The Throne Room" - John Williams

"Star Wars" (disco version) - Meco








https://archive.org/download/ASTEPISODE004METROPOLIS/AST_EPISODE_004_METROPOLIS.mp3

Episode #003 - The Terror of Tiny Town

A thousand pardons for being away so long!  Real life intruded once again and threw me off my game, but I'm back with a brand new episode that was actually recorded around the middle of the month but couldn't be edited and released till now.  I'm shooting for mid-October for the next episode to drop.

In this episode, we get a hobbit's eye view of formula B-westerns with Jed Buell's 1938 novelty film The Terror of Tiny Town, a horse opera with an all midget cast...and not much else.


Episode #003 - The Terror of Tiny Town


Music:

"Star Wars - Main Title" - John Williams

"Nosferatu Opening Titles" - Hans Erdmann

"Lara's Theme" - Maurice Jarre

"The Green Hills of Tyrol" - Traditional Scottish March

"Batman" - Nelson Riddle

"A Nightmare on Elm Street - Theme Song (Prologue)" - Charles Bernstein

"The Love Bug Theme" - George Bruns

"Anamalie" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com

"Wagon Wheel" - Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com








http://archive.org/download/ASTEPISODE003THETERROROFTINYTOWN/AST_EPISODE_003_THE_TERROR_OF_TINY_TOWN.mp3

Apologies are in order...

I've been playing with an idea for the next episode that, while I still believe can work, ended up being far too time-consuming with all of the other stuff going on in my life (health issues, family, etc.).  The upshot of this is that I'm putting that episode on the back burner and the next episode will be for August AND September, and will post some time the first week of September.  At some point later this year I'll double up episodes for a month to get things caught up.  In the meantime, thanks so very much for your patience as I continue to find my rhythm.

Peace,

RDG

Episode #002 - Overlords of the UFO

Grab your hip waders--this month, we slog our way into the murky depths of 70's schlock documentary waters with a little nugget of paranoia from the Pacific Northwest called "Overlords of the UFO".  Supposedly banned and suppressed for decades (but now somehow available for free on YouTube), this film was the brainchild of reporter W. Gordon Allen, who struggles mightily with not only the conspiracies he perceives are working to keep the truth of "The UFO" away from the public, but also grammar, sentence structure, and basic logic as he pontificates through this film like a latter-day Criswell.  Also featuring an appearance by noted charlatan and spoon-bender Uri Geller.



Episode #002 - Overlords of the UFO


Music:

"Dracula" by James Bernard, performed by the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra

"Apollo 13 Main Title" by James Horner

"Lightless Dawn" by Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com

"Alien Restaurant" by Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com



https://archive.org/download/ASTEPISODE002OVERLORDSOFTHEUFO/AST_EPISODE_002_OVERLORDS%20OF%20THE%20UFO.mp3

Update...a bit of a rocky start

Well, I was hoping to make this a semi-monthly podcast, but it looks like until real life eases up on me a bit, I'll be doing this on a monthly basis, releasing each episode around the first of the month.  Hopefully, before the summer is over I'll have this blog whipped into shape as well, including a dedicated e-mail address where listeners can post their questions, comments, and/or snide remarks.  I'm working on getting a co-host as well...if I can get him talked into watching crappy movies and talking about them into a microphone, then I'll likely incorporate some changes to the format of the show, but that all remains to be seen.  If anyone who's reading this has listened to the first episode, you have my heartfelt thanks and my apologies for my stilted delivery and lack of mixing skill...it's been a while since I've done any podcasting, and it'll probably take me a few episodes to get my touch back.  This is basically a labor of love for me, and I hope to ultimately deliver the best podcast I can.

--RDG

Episode 001 - Plan 9 from Outer Space

Welcome to Abnormal State Theatre, the podcast where we evaluate the therapeutic value of bizarre and obscure cinema of past and present as a cure for the common movie!  With each episode, after some opening remarks and a rundown of the featured movie's history, cast, and crew, our host, Doctor R. D. Gearhardt (not a real doctor) will step into the Screening Chamber to subject himself to the film so you don't have to, and emerge to share his thoughts as to whether the movie has potential to be a cure for what ails you, or simply so much medical waste to be disposed of...

For our debut episode, Dr. Gearhardt will sit through one of the most famous (or notorious) bad movies known to man, Ed Wood's 1959 magnum opus Plan Nine From Outer Space...featuring Tor Johnson, Vampira, Gregory Walcott, Lyle Talbot, and random footage of Bela Lugosi!


Episode 001 - Plan 9 from Outer Space

Background music by Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com

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